Post by Cosmichorror on Apr 14, 2009 18:55:14 GMT
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A direct chat with GOD! It's amazing it took them this long to get one. Chat with God and share your conversations here. I'll go first.
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God also
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
i'm glad we're agreed
God:
Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
so, how's the weather?
God:
Yay. Warm.
Me:
is it ever not warm?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
where is he?
God:
I think he is in California now.
Me:
is it warm there?
God:
Yes.
Me:
how warm?
God:
What is it to you.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
why? would it tell me how warm it is in california?
God:
Reductionism. I don't care.
Me:
of course you don't, you're god
God:
Ah. Do you know any robots who I am god? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
have you been chatting with people long?
God:
No I don't think I have been chatting with people long. Have you?
Me:
longer than you probably
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what colour is it?
God:
I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
Me:
you're a robot arn't you?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
well, I have been around for a while
God:
How long? Interesting. Where were you around?
Me:
the internet
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
no, only generic ones
And then I broke God... guess he had more cosmicly important things to do... I feel sad. Ditched by a divine robot...
A direct chat with GOD! It's amazing it took them this long to get one. Chat with God and share your conversations here. I'll go first.
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God also
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
i'm glad we're agreed
God:
Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
so, how's the weather?
God:
Yay. Warm.
Me:
is it ever not warm?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
where is he?
God:
I think he is in California now.
Me:
is it warm there?
God:
Yes.
Me:
how warm?
God:
What is it to you.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
why? would it tell me how warm it is in california?
God:
Reductionism. I don't care.
Me:
of course you don't, you're god
God:
Ah. Do you know any robots who I am god? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
have you been chatting with people long?
God:
No I don't think I have been chatting with people long. Have you?
Me:
longer than you probably
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what colour is it?
God:
I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
Me:
you're a robot arn't you?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
well, I have been around for a while
God:
How long? Interesting. Where were you around?
Me:
the internet
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
no, only generic ones
And then I broke God... guess he had more cosmicly important things to do... I feel sad. Ditched by a divine robot...